This is the Moonshine Staff pin-up board. If you like us, then why not print this out and blow us kisses at night, or if not, maybe try pinning this up on a dartboard? It's fun! Mouse over the images for super moon-facts!
Mentally unstable bearded sideshow freak Chaz was born on a dirt-pile in a shanty-town on the outskirts of Asda, New Mexico. Raised by the Native Americans from the age of 27, Chaz means 'big hairy arse' in Navajo.
-Chaz can usually be found feet-down in a toilet reading aloud from the Mr Men series of books.
Howlin' crazy fish-worshipping fool Mad Dog was raised by chickens until the age of 7, when he was kicked out for only producing dark brown eggs.
Mr Dog gets his kicks licking the backs of discarded envelopes, and can often be seen at night moving stealthily through the countryside, riding a badger into the distance.
Raised by humans from the age of 4, cat-crazy beetroot-faced Swanoir came up with the name for moonshine whilst pondering a particularly difficult crossword on the crapper.
Now converted to the Geordie faith, he can be found most evenings trawling the bins outside Booze Buster for discarded bottles of Panda Pops, though he usually settles for beer.